Mark at Intake..."Mr. Too Cool For School"
Getting the Mugshot...SMILE...!
Getting fingerprinted...Can I have a WetNap? This stuff stains you know...
"...When I think about you, I touch myself..."
Hey! My chest looks DAMN good in this holding cell mirror...!
I swear I'm innocent...My wife made the whole thing up...
I'm not like YOU people...
Uh, buddy? Let go my leggo, will ya...?
Can I request turn down service, and an extra bankie...?
***Thanks to all the friends (Nicole!) who sat and giggled and drank coffee
with me early that morning, while we waited for the jerk to show up on camera...
Thanks also to all my long distance friends, many of whom also watched it all live,
and were "virtually" there in support. :)
Thanks as well to the band, who crawled out of bed BEFORE DAWN in Hawaii to take my hysterical calls. (!)
To all of my virtual hand holders and cheering section... :-*
with me early that morning, while we waited for the jerk to show up on camera...
Thanks also to all my long distance friends, many of whom also watched it all live,
and were "virtually" there in support. :)
Thanks as well to the band, who crawled out of bed BEFORE DAWN in Hawaii to take my hysterical calls. (!)
To all of my virtual hand holders and cheering section... :-*
Ask him his real age, better yet, ask him to see his drivers license...Then ask him why he lied, and what else he may be lying about?
Ask him who he's lived with for the last 3 years, and why?
Ask him who bought his car for him? Who pays his bills?
Ask him of there's any criminal background you need to be aware of, because you have a right to protect yourself...
You don't have to tell him you know anything...But! They are all reasonable questions for anyone thinking of meeting a stranger for the first time to ask.
Finally, please, feel free, write me, ask me anything you'd like...If you're thinking of dating him, you should get honest answers from someone who was there, suffering, for 17 years, and who does NOT, unlike him, have a criminal record.
Grab him ladies, he's a CATCH! (Yes! I'm being VERY facetious)
(and no, I don't know whose hand is doing what in his lap, or why he would have chosen THIS pic to put up on dating sites. :-D)
Originally created 1/11/00 in preparation.:)
(click on the links to see photos, and/or hear the actual interviews from the shoots):
Good Morning America (airdate 1/28/05)
Dr. Phil Show (Airdates: various)
Ex-Wife Exacts Ebay Revenge (The original 15 minutes of fame)
~Radio Interviews
(click on the links for the first 2 to hear the taped interviews):
Z95-3 with Nat & Drew
107.7 WRKR with The Rocker Morning Show (Mike, Steph, and Scotty Bud)
(The following are station links only - Some shows are now defunct - No tape of the interviews for the following were sent, sorry):
Real 97.1 - Monique & The Man @ ~ Indianapolis IN
104.1 The Point, with Meredith and Big Z ~ Tucson, AZ
107.7 WRKR with Scotty Bud, Steph, and Mike ~ Kalamazoo, MI
KBS on The Wayne Kelly Show ! Kootenay, B.C.
The Morning Buzz with RoadKill ~ (New England - 4 Stations)
97.1, with Frankie, Dangerboy & Holly ~ Salt Lake City, UT
Non-participatory coverage includes: CNN Headline News, and about a gazillion local TV and radio stations!
Jeff Russo